My newsfeed on Facebook is full of cat beards and racism/hick-town opinion. A bizarre combination.
I LOST ALL OF MY SHIT, EVER, AT MEIN KABUTO
So I had to present at a conference today, and my course director told me she thought I was fantastic and that I had a “quiet authority”. Definitely taking that as a compliment haha :)
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
I don’t understand why this is a problem. I wouldn’t even question doing this to someone.
DROP EVERYTHING: there’s a new Anchorman 2 trailer.
me half-way through shaving one leg:
i dont want to do this anymore
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life